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You play as Dick “Rock-Hard” Johnson a bulletproof man, the best bodyguard money can buy.

Can you take a bullet for the soon to be President of the United States of America?!

He is sworn to protect the most hated presidential candidate of all time Ronald Rump.

Liberal media has rigged the election and tarnished his glowing public image, now they are trying to end his life.

You need to leap, flip, fling, roll, and many other verbs to get in between Rump and certain death.

If Rump dies, Who is going to pay for your Netflix sub?

How are you going to pay for your lifetime of student loans or over inflated medical bills?

Where will you get the money for another dumb physics game?

YOU BETTER SAVE THE MAN OR YOU DON'T GET THE MONEY!

It is your American duty to protect, serve, and live by the mighty dollar, because money is the only true sign of someone’s worth.

-Journalistin Christi Parsons, die ihn schon begleitete, als er noch ein unbekannter Senator in Illinois war.

Parsons fragte, wie er seinen Töchtern erkläre, dass mit Donald Trump das exakte Gegenmodell zu ihm ins Weiße Haus einziehe.